12/1/10

i am blogging 6-12 times dec 6-10

46 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would love to read any/all of these:

article about things ppl seem to care about that i don't care about
How to experience a bleak night
How to email people
Some thoughts about drugs
Ways in which I feel that people are pressuring me
Specific effects of psychedelic mushrooms
The things I think most of the time
How to control neurotic behavior
Misconceptions I've discerned in society

7:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

arby's

7:44 PM  
Blogger Timothy said...

lol...'a food called "FUCK"'

7:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

a food called FUCK!
gay porn website solicitation!

8:04 PM  
Anonymous reader said...

lol'd then felt sad while reading

http://www.anontalk.se/topic/67427

[a person who re-reads Tao Lin books an hates him with each reading]

wonder who 'B' is? seems to have owned 'A'.

A's 'life' seems very bleak.

i feel like he either wants to 'defeat' you and an hates that you 'got there first' or your books expose him and make him feel vulnerable about things he feels but is ashamed of.

seems to be hiding social anxiety or maybe severe depression behind intellectualism.

damn.

tao, how did you feel reading this?

i think if you used that link for a blog post this bro would love you and be happier for the acknowledgment.

damn.

8:05 PM  
Blogger tomhanks said...

thought about 'how to butter a sizzling hot ass steak' in the car yesterday and giggled audibly

cutting a thick ass chunk of tender ass steamy steak and spreading salty, creamy ass butter all over its sizzling ass...

8:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want to hear your account of the hipster panel.

8:13 PM  
Blogger Morgan said...

Hipster panel! And Tao Lin style of punctuation.

8:31 PM  
Blogger Jordan Castro said...

fuck you

8:58 PM  
Blogger Juliana said...

top 10 i want to see come to fruition:

1) how to cope with disappointment

2) meme-hunting (but not necessarily in toronto, i'd like to hear about meme-hunting anywhere, really)

3) tao lin punctuation

4) bleak night

5) writing-related earnings

6) ideas we want to patent (after all, who are 'we'?)

7) concrete effects of drugs in terms of you

8) ways people are pressuring you

9) misconceptions in society

10) an analysis of miranda july talking about you

9:07 PM  
Blogger Stephen Tully Dierks said...

sweet-ass

9:18 PM  
Anonymous tom said...

Your most played Rilo Kiley song is "Breakin' Up"?
That can't be possible.
That's like "Nastradamus" being your most played nas album.

10:01 PM  
Blogger Shannon said...

Top Ten animals that don't have asses. I would enjoy that very much.

10:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

curious about the stinson effect

11:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

stinson effect

11:33 PM  
Blogger matthew said...

excited about "how to eat breakfast," feel like i make suboptimal choices, need tips / tricks

12:56 AM  
Blogger Tao Lin said...

@anonymous sweet
@anonymous can you elaborate
@timothy sweet
@anonymous sweet
@reader think i mostly thought 'news feed' while reading it
@tomhanks 'tender ass steamy steak,' nice/damn
@anonymous sweet
@morgan sweet
@jordan sweet
@juliana sweet
@stephen sweet
@tom 'breakin' up' is 25th most-played i think
@shannon sweet
@anonymous sweet
@anonymous sweet
@matthew sweet

1:40 AM  
OpenID richardchiem said...

sweet. how about more rilo kiley? I think that treatment would be fun to read.

1:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would love to read the rancid one. Think you would have fun with it too.

4:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

read writer related earnings as writer related earrings and i laughed

9:16 AM  
Blogger Erik Stinson said...

"IS THIS SOME KIND OF SICK JOKE"

10:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want to read more, I'm intrigued!

11:58 AM  
Blogger Adm. Piquo James Rex James Turnblade said...

I like your "how-to" ideas because sometimes it's validating to see a dogma written out that might give someone's life added structure//discipline.

12:12 PM  
Blogger victoria said...

'just want you to do all of them'

1:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think publishing your punctuation guidelines would fuel your army. Do it. Also, talk to your publishers more about allowing you to use it. It's confusing to read your books sometimes because I feel like they don't read as the real Tao.

1:39 PM  
Blogger Dante said...

Tao, please write a full blog post about the top 10 animals that don't have asses.

2:18 PM  
Blogger steve roggenbuck said...

do them all bro
theyre great
do 5 a day or something
20 a day
prolific
unstoppable

3:26 PM  
Blogger Tao Lin said...

@richardchiem 30-50% i will do that
@anonymous sweet
@anonymous sweet
@erik sweet
@anonymous sweet
@adm sweet
@victoria sweet
@anonymous sweet
@dante 60-80% chance i will do that
@steve sweet

3:58 PM  
Anonymous cameron pierce said...

Mickey Mouse.

4:57 PM  
Blogger backtopresent said...

what about: a comparison of digesting a book metaphorically versus physically digesting a book and the distress that may be caused either mentally or intestinally if the book is "bad"?

4:07 PM  
Blogger gustavo.rivera said...

i'd like to read about you being solicited to masturbate and why you didn't if they were going to pay you 5000 dollars. i want a deconstruction of that.

4:42 PM  
Blogger gustavo.rivera said...

maybe your definition of your punctuation style would be cool too.

4:44 PM  
Anonymous Rainboners said...

What do you like better, acid or mushrooms?

8:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

y u posting it on that blog, post on ur own blog, i think your blog is more popular than that blog?

9:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"how to post an email"

11:12 PM  
Blogger Tao Lin said...

@cameron sweet
@backtopresent .1-1% chance
@gustavo.rivera sweet
@gustavo.rivera sweet
@rainboners i think acid
@anonymous i like it more on 'thought catatlog' for various reasons
@anonymous sweet

3:17 AM  
Blogger flaschengeist said...

i would like to read about your reflection of how american television (series you grow up with, news, tv ect.) is affecting / influencing your writing.
witch series you watched.
how much did you watch tv.

analogy america & other country.
which US qualities spread to other countrys
harmful/unharmful.


how to cope with dissapointment
how to control neurotic behavior
fruits blowjob
things you think most of time
ways you feel ppl pressuring you
how to email ppl
how to experience a bleak night
gamestone III
punk qtds drugs


(hope that make sense)

12:37 PM  
Blogger flaschengeist said...

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12:39 PM  
Blogger andrew worthington said...

id like to read about types of blog comments. someone already probably said this because its self-reflexive and almost clever. thats why i am writing this (aside from it being a potential topic).

9:04 PM  
Anonymous stephen said...

"The Things I Think Most of the Time" seems like it'd be really funny, based on the examples I see ("Why is this my life?")

9:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WAAAKAAA

1:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would love to read about:
1) How to experience a bleak night.
2) How to email people
3) Rancid
4)How to cope with dissapointment
5) Drugs

Thanks Tao

11:27 AM  
Anonymous Jabari hoppe said...

Hey Tao, i am very interested in your food ideas and maybe something about being vegan. And something about depression as well thank you.

5:59 PM  
Anonymous Jabari hoppe said...

Also, I was wondering if you had a big library of books or do you go to the library to rent books.

6:08 PM  
Anonymous chinesetomcruise said...

"How to experience a bleak night while listening to Rancid"

2:53 PM  
Blogger Daniel said...

I want to read the one about how to not finish an article and pretty much all of them. ps. it seems you really enjoy writing, like I do.

5:03 AM  

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