control what i will be wearing in the september 'nylon'
*update* voting has ended, 4 is the winner, votes are in parenthesis, 'god damn you all' who voted 10 *update*
noah kalina is photographing me for nylon tomorrow re richard yates, i will wear whatever receives the most votes
noah kalina is photographing me for nylon tomorrow re richard yates, i will wear whatever receives the most votes
1. defiance, ohio t-shirt, green (6)i 'reserve the freedom' to wear a 'hoodie' of my choice in an unzipped/open manner, my shoes will be black ipaths & jeans will be 511 levi's, vote by typing [number] or [outfit] in the comments section before 3pm eastern time 7/15, i will actually wear what receives the most votes, thank you for helping me with this potentially stressful decision
2. american apparel long-sleeve button-down, black (1)
3. turtleneck that i'll buy from kmart/sidewalk tomorrow, [non-black/white] (10)
4. xanax v-neck designed by brandon scott gorrell, white w/ green lettering (683, including ~450 students from a psychology class and 45 from a 7th grade class, also + 'infinity' of whatever votes 10 got)
5. plaid long-sleeve button down, light blue/other (0)
6. rosa t-shirt, yellow (7)
7. graniph long-sleeve button down, green (2)
8. suit that i'll buy at a thrift store tomorrow (11)
9. layered '6 and 2' w/ 2 unbuttoned (4)
10. cum covering my 'face, hair, ears, neck, hoodie' (336)
11. [specify something & i'll add it as 11, 12, etc. if it seems 'desirable' to me]
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2010 tee by adamhump.com
8. 2010 tee by adamhump.com
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layer 6 under 2 and dont
I was going to say dont button all the way or dont button at all
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9. A suit you purchase at a thrift store.
agree with the layered 6 and 2 unbuttoned
otherwise just 3
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9. shirt that says "fuck america"
can't go wrong with the burgeoning trend of having your face, hair, ears, neck, and hoodie covered in cum
'face, hair, ears, neck, and hoodie covered in cum'
where can i buy this outfit
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Wear the exact same shirt and hat as the guy in R.Y.'s cover picture, maybe? Or a bike jersey, the ones with brightly-colored brand names across the torso and sleeves and a little zipper at the neck.
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10 plus richard yates stickers everywhere
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represent ohio, alternatively if u had enough time i would reccomend and Airside tee...
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"I am Carles" shirt
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3.5: Have the person you buy the turtleneck from pose in the photo as you
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stop voting for 10...
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SIX
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11: i AM CARLES T SHIRT
THE TRUTH WILL COME OUT WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, "TAO" "LIN"
I vote for "8."
Seems like "turtleneck" is going to win.
3 with 10 on top
10. http://tinyurl.com/32yxbmr
defiance fucking ohio tee
i will help you with #10. not because i'm 'gay for you', i just respect you as an important media figure and want to play a notable, if small, role in your success.
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suit. suits make girls like me tingle.
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but you should wear the turtleneck under it
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I vote for Defiance, Ohio. It makes me want to go there (or hear the band, if there really is one).
8. Thrift store suit
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10, definitely. Who else would do that except for you? Exactly: nobody. That’s why you’re awesome.
I don’t mind helping you with it, but I refuse for there to be any gay component to it or any seeing of dick. I’ll just cum into a cup a bunch of times or something and drop it off to you.
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Valid question @Tao: Would you be wearing your own cum or someone elses? I'm thinking you could get the 'help' you need from the street vendor you buy a turtleneck from.
[read: handjob]
@Karen @Tao: I can say unequivocally from experience that having someone else’s cum all over your head is a lot less gross than having your own cum all over your head. It doesn’t sound true, but trust me.
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bros...
vote for 4...or something...
bros...
suit plus girl accessory wearing #10
Going ten bro all the way bro with this bro: http://michaelscomments.files.wordpress.com/2006/04/CharltonHestonTheTenCommandmentsC101021021.jpg
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some moderate version of 10 — think 'milk: where's your mustache?'
good thinking. rosa tee + a little bit of cum?
hmmm i like the idea of a thrift store suit
it would make you look like a legit writer y'know?
yeah, so i vote 8.
10 would be cool in a conceptual way, but not really in a cool or conceptual way... I would help though.
Maybe you can just write "cum" on your forehead.
Or just be completely naked with the word "cum" written all over you.
Are you actually getting a full spread in Nylon? Or is it just a lil blurb thingy that would utilize a "stock image"?
i'm getting the feeling that everybody else is getting the feeling that you're not going to follow through if #10 wins hence the tepid compromises being suggested. i'm feeling the same way and preparing to be disappointed, but would really admire you if you 'cum' through on it.
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10 (!!!). It'd be so "post-post modern."
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444444444444444 drugs
#8 suit that you find at a thrift store.
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By my count, seems '10' has been mentioned ~40 times already. Seems like that's what people want. I'd say 6. Or a shirt saying: 'fuck yeah, dinosaur' with some kind of a picture of a smug dinosaur or something.
is 10 possible though
how would it de done
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i feel this will be a striking image that is remembered in the literary community for years to come
get it, to come
get it
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think of the 'hype' or 'press' that will get. seems best for RY.
'yo bro did you hear some guy's covered in cum in nylon'
'no bro guess i should check it out'
'i think i will buy the book too'
'yeah bro'
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4 bro...
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Maybe you should substitute 10 for 'a shirt with a fuck-yeah dinosaur on it' so all these votes for 10 are for 'a shirt with a fuck-yeah dinosaur on it' instead of cum on your face?
Also, 4.
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if someone (not me) were to mail you xanax and or klonopin would you do the interview on xanax and or klonopin while wearing option 4: xanax shirt by bsg? is that something that you would do?
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actually i change my mind, i vote for the turtleneck
11, wear your shirt from iamcarles.com
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This doesn't seem "legit" because anonymous bros can just vote 8,000 times in a row.
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