Muumuu House
is a new publisher of poetry, fiction, Twitter selections, gmail chats online & in print.
Muumuu House will publish 2 full-length, paperback, perfect-bound poetry-books in 2009.
If while reading this post you've thought about linking Muumuu House on your "sidebar," but were uncertain, I would like to reassure you that you can link Muumuu House without feeling anxiety that in the future you will be deleting the link with depressing feelings that "another thing has failed, in the world, what is permanent, is life meaningless, what difference does anything make" that might affect your mood and change your future interactions with people and people's projects, making you feel bad. I feel confident I will continue with Muumuu House indefinitely.
I also feel confident that books published by Muumuu House will be "promoted" and kept in-print for the rest of my life. I do not foresee myself publishing a book that I do not feel is like "a classic," something to lay in bed with in times of severe depression for purposes of consolation. I am excited to publish the two books described above. I also feel like I will "do whatever it takes" to have the books be high-quality in terms of paper and things. I feel like I would almost rather kill myself or hit myself a lot or something than "fail" and create situations and objects of disappointment for people (including myself, and those involved) in the world to encounter and think about and not feel excited about.
I also feel like it would be funny and exciting if after typing all that I give up 2-3 weeks from now or email Brandon in May 2009 that his book will be stapled together by an unpaid intern in an attractive, notebook-paper edition featuring photocopied pages. I don't think I will do that though. But I also don't think I would feel comfortable publishing anyone who (due to their worldview, level of sarcasm, and that their book has greater potential at other publishing houses) would feel really bad and sincerely angry, in the long-term, if their book was canceled or stapled or something. In conclusion I feel comfortable and life-affirming in many ways about Muumuu House and the future of Muumuu House.
Muumuu House will publish 2 full-length, paperback, perfect-bound poetry-books in 2009.
SOMETIMES MY HEART PUSHES MY RIBSMuumuu House authors receive 50% of profits and have creative control over their books' cover, layout, editing, blurbing techniques, font, [anything]. Muumuu House's archives currently contain new (to the internet) writing by R.B. Glaser (Butt Teen), Ellen Kennedy, Zachary German and 2 Gmail chats (posted with permission).
by Ellen Kennedy (Mar 2009)
DURING MY NERVOUS BREAKDOWN I WANT TO HAVE A BIOGRAPHER PRESENT
by Brandon Scott Gorrell (Jun 2009)
If while reading this post you've thought about linking Muumuu House on your "sidebar," but were uncertain, I would like to reassure you that you can link Muumuu House without feeling anxiety that in the future you will be deleting the link with depressing feelings that "another thing has failed, in the world, what is permanent, is life meaningless, what difference does anything make" that might affect your mood and change your future interactions with people and people's projects, making you feel bad. I feel confident I will continue with Muumuu House indefinitely.
I also feel confident that books published by Muumuu House will be "promoted" and kept in-print for the rest of my life. I do not foresee myself publishing a book that I do not feel is like "a classic," something to lay in bed with in times of severe depression for purposes of consolation. I am excited to publish the two books described above. I also feel like I will "do whatever it takes" to have the books be high-quality in terms of paper and things. I feel like I would almost rather kill myself or hit myself a lot or something than "fail" and create situations and objects of disappointment for people (including myself, and those involved) in the world to encounter and think about and not feel excited about.
I also feel like it would be funny and exciting if after typing all that I give up 2-3 weeks from now or email Brandon in May 2009 that his book will be stapled together by an unpaid intern in an attractive, notebook-paper edition featuring photocopied pages. I don't think I will do that though. But I also don't think I would feel comfortable publishing anyone who (due to their worldview, level of sarcasm, and that their book has greater potential at other publishing houses) would feel really bad and sincerely angry, in the long-term, if their book was canceled or stapled or something. In conclusion I feel comfortable and life-affirming in many ways about Muumuu House and the future of Muumuu House.







34 Comments:
good job tao this is really exciting, the site looks excellent and makes me happy to see
my mom wears a mu mu. srsly. i hope your project gets on paper.
I like that the archives go into the future.
this makes me feel like something is happening that will be productive and permanent. best wishes with the press, tao. i am looking forward to reading Muumuu House titles.
french fries
defined within a context and a goal
Thank you for informing me of this, Tao. I will pre-order both books. I enjoyed reading the archives, too. A Cold Wind Blows Tonight and Godzilla are awesome stories.
nice work, tao.
Who do you think would win in a fight, Blackula or Count Chocula?
This is great. I want it to be 2009 right now. 2009 will beat 2008 in terms of books I like, I think.
nice work. a good thing to see happening. I am looking forward to both titles.
thank you blake
thank you jamie
i am glad you like that the archives go into the future darby
i am glad you are looking forward to reading muumuu house titles josh
thank you zachary
yes, ryan manning
i am glad you enjoyed reading the archives dj berndt
thank you kristen
i think blackula, christopher robbins
it will be 2009 soon matthew, thank you for wanting it to be 2009 right now
i am glad you are looking forward to both titles j.a. tyler
good job. this is neat.
i'm really glad, i'm glad this is happening, this is "going down"
i'm listening to yonder mountain string band.
Oh, OK, sidebarred.
i am glad you think it is neat kendra
i am glad you are really glad jillian
good job miles
thank you for adding 'muumuu house' to your sidebar adam
i'm glad you did this.
oh shit. i didn't read other comments before commenting. now it just looks like i rephrased kendra's and jillian's comments.
i still think this is great.
butt teen... sounds shitty.
i giggled when i wrote that even though nobody else will read it and giggle
I have an Aunt Muumuu. Well, no, that's not true, exactly, but what I can do is start calling my aunt (Sharon) Muumuu. She will probably not like it. Okay, so maybe my grandmother won't mind as much. Grandma Muumuu. She will probably think I'm calling her fat. Grandma Moo Moo.
thank you daniel
i read your comment dogplotz and didn't giggle but i am glad you commented, overall
good job willows wept review
insert comment in accordance with instructions concerning getting published here
Moo Moo
Somewhere Usain Bolt is running really, really fast in one direction. I think I've made my point.
im happy about this, my wallet isnt. muumuu house sounds nice, i'll buy books from it. good luck with everything.
I love the way you respond to comments, Tao.
'Thank you for liking the way I respond to comments, Will'
you're always so precise about the way you feel. if someone asked me about tao lin i would say he is emotionally articulate.
good job 'modern safari'
yes glen
can you elaborate 'don't bother knocking'?
i am glad you are happy 'a dinosaur,' you're welcome
thank you for responding to your own comment will
i am glad you think that hibernia
Hi Tao. Long time listener, first time caller. I like this thisness. I can't wait to bookspend on Muumuu House titties. I really like it. I want you to be my friend and leave orange peels in the sink.
I was thinking about what you might be up to as I walked to work this morning. We've never met of course but then I read about Muumuu when I got to work. Nice.
everyone is a douche-bag. i'm a douche-bag (a huge one). does the muumuu site take short-fic subs? if "yes" - how much does it not have to suck to be considered? if "no" - could you light something on fire, videotape it for youtube and send my the link?
Who are you? Im in love with you.
I like Muumuu house. Does Muumuu like me? This submission process is terribly vague and gives me anxiety. What to do, what to do
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